S3E2 – The Cloonification of George Clooney by the Coward George Clooney

Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we're holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, "Accentuate the Positive"! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don't be ridiculous!

Great news: this show finally made Jordan violently ill! This week, we’re holding ourselves together as best we can while we talk about S03E02, “Accentuate the Positive”! Could this be? Is it finally the legendary good season? No! Don’t be ridiculous! This week, we’re boosting our treble. Look at this good picture!

Sam | Jordan

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Teaser: The Secret Life of the American Computer

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two...

This week on Patreon we started our new series of bonus content, The Secret Life of the American Computer! The computer-generated script is written by Sam in more or less the same way as the Botnik script for our Just Say Me episode, but with two changes: 1) some of the shorter/simpler lines are just written normally by Sam because this process takes forever otherwise, and more importantly 2) there is now fun narration written by Sam and not Botnik, describing the scenes as they play out! One episode in and the story is already getting extremely weird. If you want to hear more, all episodes will be on our Patreon and can be unlocked for as low as $1 a month!

S3E1 – Harambe Pickle Rick

Hi! Now I know what you're thinking: "Wow, what a great title! I'm really happy to see it!" You're welcome! Anyway, welcome to season 3! Today we're discussing S03E01, "Do Over". Actually one of the less offensive episodes, which is to say,

Hi! Now I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, what a great title! I’m really happy to see it!” You’re welcome! Anyway, welcome to season 3! Today we’re discussing S03E01, “Do Over”. Actually one of the less offensive episodes, which is to say, it made us both very angry. At least Leo and Betty are having a fun time on their honeymoon. This week, the episode title is not “Piss and Worcestershire”. Aren’t you glad?

Sam | Jordan

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Fanfic Reading – Secrets

Hey, teens! Sam didn't have time to record a regular episode this week, so in its place is the first of our fan fiction readings that we will be doing for our Patreon! Since we knew we'd be releasing this one to patrons and non-patrons alike,

Hey, teens! Sam didn’t have time to record a regular episode this week, so in its place is the first of our fan fiction readings that we will be doing for our Patreon! Since we knew we’d be releasing this one to patrons and non-patrons alike, we decided to begin with one very special story read from beginning to end – “Secrets” by FanFiction.net user eCullenONLY! A challenging read, but we were up to the task. This week, we finally get to wear our Vans! See you next week for season 3!

Sam | Jordan

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S2E24 – Mrs. Eugene Levy

We've done it! 40% of this show in the rearview mirror! Friend of the show Argyle Funk joins us once again as we discuss S02E24, "Ben There, Done That". A bad one. Just a real bad ending to a real bad season. In fact, it was so bad,

We’ve done it! 40% of this show in the rearview mirror! Friend of the show Argyle Funk joins us once again as we discuss S02E24, “Ben There, Done That”. A bad one. Just a real bad ending to a real bad season. In fact, it was so bad, we accidentally said some Singin’ in the Rain trivia that turned out to be false. Oops! This week, we’re making some very inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors. Goodbye forever, Jimmy!

Sam | Jordan | Argyle

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S2E23 – Amerigeddon

Teens, if you've been feeling cranked out, we've got exciting news for you! It's a new episode of Juergen' It with friend of the show Sara, from podcasts! We'll be occasionally talking about S02E23, "I Got You, Babe", in between discussions of anime.

Teens, if you’ve been feeling cranked out, we’ve got exciting news for you! It’s a new episode of Juergen’ It with friend of the show Sara, from podcasts! We’ll be occasionally talking about S02E23, “I Got You, Babe”, in between discussions of anime. Have you ever heard of Dragonball Z? It’s pretty wild. This week, we’re climbing the Aggro Crag. Don’t trust the government!

Sam | Jordan | Sara

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S2E22 – Glenn Beak

Brace yourselves, because this week we're talking about S02E22, "Good Girls & Boys"! It's... not the worst episode! Grant is still here which sucks, but Ben gets his shoulder obliterated so that's something. This week,

Brace yourselves, because this week we’re talking about S02E22, “Good Girls & Boys”! It’s… not the worst episode! Grant is still here which sucks, but Ben gets his shoulder obliterated so that’s something. This week, we’ve come up with an innovative new way of having important conversations. Listen to this!

Sam | Jordan

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S2E21 – BallGuessers

Hi. We here at Juergen' It know you have a lot of choices when it comes to podcasts, so we would like to thank you for choosing ours. There, now this episode is more relevant than the actual show episode to its title: S02E21, "Choices"! Hey,

Hi. We here at Juergen’ It know you have a lot of choices when it comes to podcasts, so we would like to thank you for choosing ours. There, now this episode is more relevant than the actual show episode to its title: S02E21, “Choices”! Hey, what do you know – it’s a bad one! I think there may have been some brain swapping between episodes because I don’t know who half of these people are. This week, we’re all out of respecting women juice. Sorry about the Sandler voice!

Sam | Jordan

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S2E20 – A Puzzle of Feelings

Brace yourselves, teens. This week, we explore the hellscape that is S02E20, "Mistakes Were Made". Not a whole lot of redeeming qualities to this episode, it turns out! Ken Fields exposes himself as a fraud, Sam exposes himself as a hypocrite,

Brace yourselves, teens. This week, we explore the hellscape that is S02E20, “Mistakes Were Made”. Not a whole lot of redeeming qualities to this episode, it turns out! Ken Fields exposes himself as a fraud, Sam exposes himself as a hypocrite, and Grant exposes himself as a serial killer again, just for good measure. This week, we enter the Ricky Retrieval Arc. RIP Good Adrian (2009-10).

Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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S2E19 – Chaos is a Horah

Teens, we're back! Jordan has returned from Japan, a changed man. Now his voice sounds slightly worse! Other than that, it's business as usual for S02E19, "The Rhythm of Life". Since this a teen drama, we're obligated to have at least one school dance ...

Teens, we’re back! Jordan has returned from Japan, a changed man. Now his voice sounds slightly worse! Other than that, it’s business as usual for S02E19, “The Rhythm of Life”. Since this a teen drama, we’re obligated to have at least one school dance per season, but, uh, the show could only afford one dancer. Sorry. This week, sex is back! Never forget.

Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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