S4E21 – What, Me Marry?

You know, sometimes writing these descriptions is a real struggle. What is there to say every week when the plot of every single episode these days is just "Amy is bad, and Ricky is a handsome genius"? It's S04E21, "Allies",

You know, sometimes writing these descriptions is a real struggle. What is there to say every week when the plot of every single episode these days is just “Amy is bad, and Ricky is a handsome genius”? It’s S04E21, “Allies”, and it certainly is an episode of Secret Life. Between the mandatory Amy hate and Omar’s, uh, heel turn??? there’s not a whole lot of good things to talk about, but at least George is hilarious as always! This week, we love Game of Scrones. You’ll get ’em next time, Keith!

Sam | Jordan

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S4E22 – Schrödinger's Chekhov

We missed a week because Jordan liked the show so much it made him very sick, but we're back to talk about S04E22, "The Text Best Thing"! That's right: it's the texting episode! Brenda's kids have been texting at the dinner table,

We missed a week because Jordan liked the show so much it made him very sick, but we’re back to talk about S04E22, “The Text Best Thing”! That’s right: it’s the texting episode! Brenda’s kids have been texting at the dinner table, and she’s not happy about it! This week, HELLO MRS. HAMPTON THIS IS SAM AND JORDAN, CAN WE SPEAK TO KEITH TRUESDELL? (I hope all of our listeners have seen Bye Bye Birdie!)

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S4E23 – Just Something for the Fellas II: Keith's Revenge

Ah! Hm! Hello! This episode. This episode is S04E23, the cryptically-titled "4SNP", and it's, ah! Hmm! What do you say about this episode? What do you say about the episode that had fanforum.com Secret Life subforum users saying in the livewatch thread...

Ah! Hm! Hello! This episode. This episode is S04E23, the cryptically-titled “4SNP”, and it’s, ah! Hmm! What do you say about this episode? What do you say about the episode that had fanforum.com Secret Life subforum users saying in the livewatch thread that they were dropping the show? The episode with a close-up shot of [REDACTED]? This week, the dialogue really is that bad. Sorry!

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S4E24 – Brenda Hampton Has No Rights

We did it! Four seasons complete! That's a whole year of television, which is when a show ends. But first, we have to talk about S04E24, "Love Is Love". What if, last episode, but with more overt homophobia? Fortunately,

We did it! Four seasons complete! That’s a whole year of television, which is when a show ends. But first, we have to talk about S04E24, “Love Is Love”. What if, last episode, but with more overt homophobia? Fortunately, Producer Lauren is here to enjoy it with us, except for the part where Sam had to physically restrain her because she was getting too mad. This week, Ricky and George aren’t the worst characters. How fun for us!

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