S1E3 – Amy Juergens, Carousel Connoisseur

I hope you've got your Juergen' It branded barf bags ready, because we're talking about S01E03, "I Feel Sick"! Watch in horror as Ben reveals his kinks. Listen in horror as Ricky weaves a web of lies for no discernable reason!

I hope you’ve got your Juergen’ It branded barf bags ready, because we’re talking about S01E03, “I Feel Sick”! Watch in horror as Ben reveals his kinks. Listen in horror as Ricky weaves a web of lies for no discernable reason! Smell in horror as Amy vomits on a carousel! Shake your head in disapproval as we criticize the show for constantly repeating an unfunny joke about “King Bowman”, and then proceed to call him King Ham for the entire episode! This week, Ben has his first kiss, and unfortunately it’s not with Amy.

Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

S1E2 – Ham Sandwich

I can't stop crying! We did it, kids! Two episodes! This week we watch S01E02, titled "You Are My Everything" which is weird because nobody actually says that in the episode. Not even the wretched Ben Boykewich would do that. I mean,

I can’t stop crying! We did it, kids! Two episodes! This week we watch S01E02, titled “You Are My Everything” which is weird because nobody actually says that in the episode. Not even the wretched Ben Boykewich would do that. I mean, he and Amy have only been on one date! He probably will after the second. This week, the competition is heating up for World’s Number One Ham Dad. Fear the quickening.

Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

S1E1 – Brendavision!

Welcome to the first episode of the first podcast about the first TV show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Today we talk about S01E01, "Falling In Love", and meet our new best friends and our new worst enemies in this garbage teen drama.

Welcome to the first episode of the first podcast about the first TV show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Today we talk about S01E01, “Falling In Love”, and meet our new best friends and our new worst enemies in this garbage teen drama. Is our hero Amy Juergens really pregnant, or does she just have an exotic disease? What happened to Molly Ringwald’s career? Do Ben’s two best friends have names? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more, here on the podcast that is unfortunately called Juergen’ It even though I specifically said it wouldn’t be.

Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress
Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex