I hope you’re all stocked up on your weird organic hipster tampons or whatever you kids are using these days, because we’re talking about S02E11, “Cramped”! Friend of the show Shell Game joins us this week to give us her perspective on Ricky whom she hates, and conveniently enough it’s an absolute low point for him! Hooray! On the bright side, we finally get to learn about periods! This week, we find the geeks and gamers next door. Sponsored by Verizon Wireless!

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Hey, are you busy this afternoon? Because we’ve got a giant cooler full of chicken wings and we were hoping you could help us get through these bad boys. We’re here post-Netflix to talk about S02E12, “Be My, Be My Baby” – a title so meaningless, we forgot to do TitleWatch 2018 until about 40 minutes in. Ken Fields is back! Help us, Ken Kenobi! You’re our only hope! We recorded this on Star Wars day and I didn’t think about it until just now. This week, Griffin gets demoted. Now THAT’S What I Call Perverse!

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Remember the bad episode where everyone skipped school? Well, what if we did it… again? That’s right, it’s S02E13, “You Don’t Know What You’ve Got…” and everyone is skipping school again, but this time there’s a new counselor who actually has a problem with it. Hey, this new counselor is the worst. Bring back Coachelor, please, I’m begging you. This week, Sam is on the floor. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Grab some pimento cheese and make some pimento cheese sandwiches! We’re going on a pimento cheese picnic to discuss S02E14, “Til It’s Gone”, where we’ll be saying the words “pimento cheese” a lot! Looks like breakups are on the horizon, and you have to wonder why the last episode was titled “You Don’t Know What You Got…” and not this one. I guess they were referring to their potential for an episode title that would have made sense? This week, Sam issues the ultimate challenge. Sorry about the Alzheimer’s jokes – it’s Amy’s fault!

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Folks, welcome to the Circlejuerg. Jordan is going to Japan soon so we’re recording double the episodes until then so you don’t have to miss a second of that sweet content. What this means, unfortunately, is that we are going to be getting more and more exhausted and miserable with each passing episode. So, in other words, business as usual! Anyway, let’s talk about S02E15, “Loved & Lost”. It was bad, despite something happening that we’ve been begging for since episode one. This week, Sam has a reference you’re gonna love. ’90s kids, unite!

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Welp. We really wanged it this time. S02E16, “Just Say Me”? More like S02E16, “Just Wasn’t Meant to Be”, because that episode is lost forever. We’re here instead to talk about S02E17, “The Second Time Around”! A relatively tolerable episode, besides Ashley’s new friend Grant and everything involving Jack and Ricky. This week, we’ve each got our own ideas on how Leo’s driver sounds. You know, like comedy!

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We did it! Four episodes recorded and you get to hear all three of them! Aren’t you glad? Finally, we’re talking about S02E18, “Let’s Try That Again”. Our brains are slime and Sam was only half watching the episode, but that’s okay. Probably just stop listening at the end of the episode when we start talking about Hitler. This week, everyone is hamboning. Thanks, Madison!

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Teens, we’re back! Jordan has returned from Japan, a changed man. Now his voice sounds slightly worse! Other than that, it’s business as usual for S02E19, “The Rhythm of Life”. Since this a teen drama, we’re obligated to have at least one school dance per season, but, uh, the show could only afford one dancer. Sorry. This week, sex is back! Never forget.

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Brace yourselves, teens. This week, we explore the hellscape that is S02E20, “Mistakes Were Made”. Not a whole lot of redeeming qualities to this episode, it turns out! Ken Fields exposes himself as a fraud, Sam exposes himself as a hypocrite, and Grant exposes himself as a serial killer again, just for good measure. This week, we enter the Ricky Retrieval Arc. RIP Good Adrian (2009-10).

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Hi. We here at Juergen’ It know you have a lot of choices when it comes to podcasts, so we would like to thank you for choosing ours. There, now this episode is more relevant than the actual show episode to its title: S02E21, “Choices”! Hey, what do you know – it’s a bad one! I think there may have been some brain swapping between episodes because I don’t know who half of these people are. This week, we’re all out of respecting women juice. Sorry about the Sandler voice!

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