Hoo boy. Really thought it wouldn’t come to this. We’re here this week talking about S01E12, “The Secret Wedding of the American Teenager”. The one time you really want the title to have nothing to do with the plot of the episode, and it’s completely accurate. This episode was so bad, Jordan’s throat exploded and he sounds awful. Sorry about that! It was either record it like this or never do another episode. This week, we’re overdosing on red pills. Don’t forget your fake ID if you want a cocktail at the reception!

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We’re back! Two weeks in a row we said we wouldn’t have an episode but we just can’t stay away from the fetid swamplands of Somewhere, California, where we watched the bizarrely titled S01E13, “Baked Nevada”. Hey, remember everything that happened last episode? Well, you can probably forget about all of it, because none of it mattered. Good news: Molina is back! Anything else good here? No? Well, okay. This week, Jack reveals his true allegiance. Don’t trust the cops!

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Hoo boy. This is an episode. In some ways, one of the better ones. In some ways, one of the worst. Well, you’ll see. This week we’re talking about S01E14, “The Father and the Son”, and if you couldn’t guess from that title, Ricky’s dad is here. Yikes. Other than that mess, we’ve also got Jack becoming more and more of a brain genious, and Molina becoming less and less of a character. I think he’s somehow less of a character now than he was when he was missing from the show. This week, we’re here with the opportunity of a lifetime. You’re gonna want to get your baseball bat.

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Hey! So, this episode is kind of a mess. We lost a big chunk of it and had to come back the next day to finish the rest which meant having about 20 minutes of conversation that we’d already had. That’s our excuse for that part. The rest of it is just the ordinary low quality you expect from us here at Juergen’ It. Anyway! We’re here twice to talk twice about S01E15, “That’s Enough of That”, and it’s… good? It’s good. What? It’s good? Excuse me? Why is it good? Don’t worry, it’s still pretty bad. But at the same time… it’s good? This week, it’s good. Thanks, Darren!

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We’re back, and this time we managed to record the entire episode in one sitting! Wow! This calls for a celebration, which is why this week, we’re talking about S01E16, “Chocolate Cake”! An episode named for the fact that, uh, there is a chocolate cake in it! Sure! Now I know what you’re thinking, Brendaheads: it’s a real shame that last week’s episode was so uncharacteristically good. Well, don’t worry, this one is characteristically bad. This week, we somehow failed to make a joke about the hit Showtime series Gay Donovan. Get it? Funny!

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Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.

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We’re back! It’s 2018 and we’re still doing this with our lives! This week, we’re talking about S01E18, “Making Up Is Hard to Do”, and it’s another bad one, folks! The dialog is somehow more robotic than ever before, and I guess over the break all of the characters forgot what they were doing and why they’re doing it. But one thing is consistent, at least: doctors on this show don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. This week, Sam learns about birth control. Goodbye, George!

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Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and Amy. I’m sure George will be totally chill about this. We also get to meet a new main character! Her name is Grace Bowman and she hates Christianity and loves sin. We also get to see more of our new friend Thomas who brings out a new side of Ashley. This week, we finally get to the real truth about the cosmetics industry. Gracias, Brenda!

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Folks, here we are at another arbitrary milestone! It’s our 20th episode Twentstravaganza, and we’re joined by friend of the show Amelia Blank of Extra Credit to talk about S01E20, “Maybe Baby”. It’s a bad one. Ashley is the worst she’s ever been, and Amy is nowhere to be found. But that’s okay, because we’ve got Shailene Woodley in a guest appearance as a new and entirely different character named Amy Juergens. The range on this girl! Also, I know I say this all the time, but I think we’re finally at Good Ricky. This week, Brenda has two new Loremasters. See you at Dairy Shack!

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Exciting news, everyone! It’s Titlewatch 2018 and we have finally determined the winner of the prestigious title of Worst Title! No, it’s not this episode of Juergen’ It — it’s S01E21, “Whoomp! (There It Is)”! How can you call the episode that and not even play the song? Don’t worry, we here at Juergen’ It Inc. made sure to include it, sort of. Anyway, Adrian promised Amy a baby shower and she’s about to deliver! (Get it?) This week, Amy and Ben activate Kiss Mode. Don’t interrupt.

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